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(Source: tiffanyleagoudeau, via elboton)
oh gosh mom i know there are 3 of us.. but you should know who your kids are :p
- Me: my cousin Brenda is getting married.. weird..
- mom: are you going to the wedding?. i guess she found some nice Mormon guy huh?
- Me: well the wedding is in Utah so.. no i'm not going.. and i guess that's probably the case..
- mom: LOL! WELL IT WON'T BE LONG TILL U R AGAIN A "GREAT" AUNT! HA HA!
- Me: haha no.. SHE'S NOT MY SISTER MOM....
- mom: oh i'm dumb..
- News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
- News in America: cannibal eats man's face
- Britain: wat.
- News in America: man throws his own intestines at police
- News in Canada: body parts mailed to government
- News in America: Women kills and eats 3 week old son
Tear <3
(Source: eschwann, via rainbowsandfood)
My socially awkward life
- person: hey
- me: good thanks
(Source: bejadee, via freeyourminddarling)
